In other news, this is one of my favorite Twitter happenings to date.
geoff: you’re gonna be in a world of pain when jack becomes a punch baby
michael: [uncontrolled chuckling]
ONCE YOU SEE MICHEOFF YOU CAN’T UNSEE IT
it’s a fucking disease.
okay but JNPR dancing works with like every song
I lost it at almost every song.
the dance dance one like WHOOOAAAAA
Stephen thinks Barack Obama needs to step it up. Watch his take on Boots on the Ground here.
"Feh.. It’s me, Inuyasha, the half-demon. I can defeat every demon who crosses my path. You think you can take me?"
Macklemore pointed to the door. “go away, Inuyasha” he mackled
Working in customer service
|—||Ryan Haywood, perfectly reasonable in everything he does (via xinjiem)|
I asked Siri if I’d ever get married and it consulted the magic conch