Amusement Park
grawly:

I sincerely feel ill.

grawly:

I sincerely feel ill.

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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stability:

floral-ink:

stability:

why is my bedroom always so hot

maybe because it holds a portal to hell because satan himself thinks you’re a cutie and is reaching from the depths of hell to touch that booty

i love the science side of tumblr


Will you shut the fuck up? We’re trying to watch TV.

Will you shut the fuck up? We’re trying to watch TV.

tastefullyoffensive:

If Disney Princesses Were Actually Sloths by Jen Lewis

Previously: Nicolas Cage as Disney Princesses

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though
why was there temporary internet
with a few people searching for pokemon?

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though

why was there temporary internet

with a few people searching for pokemon?

fartgallery:

readingaroundthemovies:

fartgallery:

i need to date a girl with the initials AG so we can carve SW+AG on benches

Those r my mums initials…,

say hello to your new dad. i see that your tumblr blog contains some vulgar language. you’re grounded

thatsonofamitch:

nomiros:

ultrafacts:

Source For more facts follow Ultrafacts

That’s pretty

Illegal and dangerous, but pretty

this is some final fantasy shit right here

bgibbles:

awkward-lee:

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Blaine proposing to Disney Princesses plus Gaston

:D

zerotation:

that pose tho

alwaysactually:

lusilly:

some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”

wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”

"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"

perfectly-imperfect-carlos:

donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

Cecil when he is forced to attend another intern’s funeral

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

an-inevitable-truth:

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

when im a parent i won’t take my kid’s electronics when they get in trouble i’ll just take the charger so i can watch the fear in their eyes as they use it less and less while the battery slowly begins to run out

my parents do this already…

they owe me $392352355 dollars cash by tomorrow morning for copyright infringement bring your lawyer

datmavinblogger:

That’s fucking adorable

datmavinblogger:

That’s fucking adorable